// reblog
masturbatingtobacon asked: Nigga answer your phonee
Oii my bad!! Are you the 0411 number that keeps calling
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
(via en-chilada)
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
(via pizza)
